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The Scary Secrets of Pigcorp

cutan 14th 2080

"The leaked one must have been leakedly lost."

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new oog fucking invaded zhorstav

cutan 13th 2080

"using interdimensional portals to enter Ionic Reality and "tickle Zhorstav's pickle"."

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i'm doing stuff

cutan 13th 2080

"Im living in the Pagtrader Server Room in New Oog Right Now"

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2 Million Year old Warlock caught Messaging Apprentice Mage!

astan 28th 2080

"Dave J Spoog was too busy doing his job (procrastination)"

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New Oog Gold Reserves Robbed

astan 28th 2080

"Pagtrader News will not be reporting on updates to this case, because we are lazy."

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The Terrifying 1974 Case of the North Dakota Dihh Snatcher

astan 24th 2080

"my grandpa is 212 years old"

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The Dark Truth of Coca Cola

astan 20th 2080

"coke"

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pagtrader stocks up one bananillion percent

astan 19th 2080

"my dih fell off"

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